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“I don’t know why you’re insisting we sleep on these bunk beds at the cottage, but you better not try anything funny! I’m your sister!”
I’ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything.  I mean they have no standards at all.  Here’s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that I’m a dude,
jemgirl77: Most girls seem to go for the Whore length. Anything shorter and they aren’t wearing a skirt. I think Cheeky would work just fine.Â
narc0ticsweettalk: I found this under my bed. I don’t even know when I wrote it. so, this is my new favorite sign, LOL. i love finding signs that say stuff out of the norm, and i don’t think anything is ever going to top this one! click her
Here is a more obscure fetish: ASMR-Gasm – Check out the clip here! – Ashley has spotted me on my couch, still in a very depressed state of mind. My boyfriend dumped me and I have had no ambition to do anything since then! Ashley is worried
Never argue with anything that has teeth and claws
No need to panic or anything ;)
Anything to avoid an intervention
Not if I’ve got anything to say about it
He can resist anything but temptation
They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator
They never do anything by halves
He never finishes anything he starts
Never provoke anything that can bite back
Don’t start anything you can’t finish
He’ll be too hungover in the morning to predict anything
retrofucking: Anonymous:Saw a series with these fine gals and can’t locate anything anywhere. Thanks for searching.. That is from the pictorial My Funny Valentine in the February 1976 issue of Penthouse. Here is the rest. Unfortunately the identity
casynuf: askug /*o*/ AW YEAH! LOOK AT HIM SLEEPING ON HIS TAIL AS USUAL! HIS TAIL CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHA! THANKS ALOT CASY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO, BUT OH WELL XD THIS IS AWESOME AND ADORABLE x3 OASIFHLKJHFLKJhelkfhLKF
funnyandhilarious: Do We Really Know Anything?Funny SMS »Funny Pics »
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.
Look how back the mamafuckity fuck fucks are
justice4sandrabland: khadijahkhat: uniquebrand-o-ice: mo-nah: me AHAHHAHAHhahHahHbHhhHh I love her beyond anything my feeble words can articulate what a queen lmao
snkgifs: SnK Alphabet:↳ S for Stress ft Moblit his whole job is probably to watch hanji and make sure she doesn’t do anything too crazy.
holyhearteyes-blog: Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. ‘Cause Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter you don’t do anything of value. Peter you suck. Write
dudeshillout: i cat think of anything funny for the caption right meowlol i’m just kitten
Yet another reason you shouldn’t use anything edible to cover your crotch. Also… edible panties are fucking nasty in case you didn’t know. ^_^
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best comment on anything I’ve seen all week. XD
If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe
Funny how that works, huh?
qrowin-shitposts replied to your post: I’ve spent Easter writing 2000 words of an… Give us links Would that I could actually finish anything.
The good news is, we’re not in Marley anymore.That’s it.Boy do I wish we were in Marley.That’s maybe an unfair thing to say, because if we were still on Marley, I would probably spend the next five to ten paragraphs complaining about why we shouldn’t
iamwhoiam167:daddys-cutie127:jesterofmisery:daddys-cutie127:I’m hungry.. what’s for dinner? P.S. if any of yall message me or reblog or reply with “my hard cock” or anything to do with dick imma be very disappointed. Mac and cheese
why is no one posting anything funny, like what the fuck. someone, please, i’m in need of a damn chuckle. damnit.
weagueofwegends: if anything funny happens in your chats please screenshot and submit them <3
cleverest-url: pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory
…… this actually happens some times in Canada… which is preferable to anything involving a gun. CANADA WIN.
This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons. First off… bacteria will eat it… however its been processed and cooking anything makes it last longer. So totally out of context. SECONDLY…. what the fuck do you mean? If bacteria
Ha. The funny part is that I bet you anything that in the USA… this works some of the time.
Hahahaha. It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about a guy. Usually when they have a thing for him, sometimes when they’re dating him. What fucking woman would believe this? Its insane. Naive beyond anything I can think of…
Hahahaha, so worth the fight though. The joy some puns evoke cannot be dimmed by anything!!! XD
I’d huff that shit like there’s no tomorrow… I mean if anything is gonna give you magic powers, thats it!
You fucker… you aren’t sweeping anything!!
…. this pretty much reminds of an American doing just about anything while normal people from every other country watch…. sigh.
Still a better Valentine’s day than anything I’ve ever had. =_=
If anyone says anything bad about dating sites to me ever again Im going to show them a picture of this. They were needed.
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!
oddysee: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted Never has anything on the internet made me laugh harder than this fucking spidermeme thing. So much funny.
collegehumor: How to Make Anything Sound Cooler Volume One in a 10,000-Part Series. See 9,996 MORE AWESOMENESS.
pizzaotter: itskyalenotkyle: When you drop anything in the bathroom Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
there is no way this was anything less than deliberate.
hipslie: If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
artsyasfuckk: artsyasfuckk: Yooooo all jokes aside there is literally no memes etc that can make anything funny about this fucked up situation. Black people in America are literally in danger, ain’t shit funny.
iheartchaos: Facebook took down this completely innocent picture of a woman in a bathtub What? I don’t see anything. Nice elbows. Via
xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a kpop video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but kpop sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
funny-pictures-uk: Who could want anything more…
religiousmother: i probably would never laugh or find anything funny ever if it weren’t for the witty little fucks on tumblr, i applaud us for being funny bc no one else is outside of the internet
JB Fanvideo (by wzr0713) I’ve never seen anything so creepy and funny at the same time
